Ew. I'm sorry I wrote that post. That'll teach me to whine. I needed to just spew out the icky frustration I was feeling to get it unstuck. All is well. Really quite fine. I picked up my turkey today and started cooking. It's supposed to be a fresh turkey but the inside is quite frozen so I've been waiting for it to thaw a bit so I can remove that little plastic bag of organ meats. Martha Stewart warns against cooking the gall bladder but I can't find any pictures of turkey organs to indicate which might be the gall bladder. My guess is that it's already removed, but who can tell! I made Pioneer Woman's mashed potatoes and they are indeed verrrrry creamy. They're actually looking a little wet to me. Maybe they'll dry out when I reheat them. I'm making a really simple dinner this year. My extra twisty additions aren't appreciated any more than a straightforward traditional meal. So this year I'm forgoing the fresh cranberry salsa in favor of pushing whatever comes out of that can. I'm feeling very on top of it all. Now I just have to clean the house. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.